HANDWRITING: Although I am a smudgin’ lefty, my handwriting is generally ugly but readable. But sometimes I drop a letter or two (”and” becomes “ad”; “letter” becomes “le/er”) and, as I attempt to write a sentence, I soon have to be putting in all kinds of interjecting arrow talk and scratching through other talk to say what I meant when I started and before I stopped noticing what my hand was doing. I do this to myself as well as others, so can it be passive-aggressive? And when I am able to fix things, like with typing, I totally do becuase I hat errows.

FORGETTING AND LOSING: I do a lot of things without noticing, like set things down somewhere weird or agree with someone about a thing I’ll get at the store. Sometimes I’ll even write that thing on the list and then lose the list, which puts both ailments together in a rad basket. I just am not willing to admit that this sort of absent-mindedness equates to dickery on the level you suggest.

{FINALLY: Tim, do you really think calling your junk a “meat wagon” is classy?}

T - See? You’re making your writing neat. As my grandfather used to say, I commend you!