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An Explanation of the Title Zemblan Grammar

The ridiculous title of this blog, Zemblan Grammar, is, of course, a reference to Vladimir Nabokov’s 1962 novel, Pale Fire.  The novel consists of a poem, also entitled “Pale Fire,” by the fictional poet* John Shade and an introduction and line-by-line annotation of the poem by the fictional critic** Charles Kinbote.

[*Please allow me to mention how much joy I get from thinking about the phrase "fictional poet": a lot.  A fictional poet from poetic fiction!]

[**A fictional critic from critical fiction!]

As readers of the novel know, Kinbote is an erratic, excentric, probably insane character who purports to be the exiled King Charles the Beloved of Zembla (heir to King Alfin the Vague), now living in hiding in the United States.  Both he and Shade are professors at the fictional Wordsmith College in the fictional town of New Wye, Appalachia.  Throughout the novel, the annotations Kinbote makes to Shade’s poem quickly become fixated on his own tale of flight and exile, doing less to illuminate Shade’s manuscript than to spin a dubious narrative web of Kinbote’s own construction.

The common reading of Kinbote, the land of Zembla, and the Zemblan language is that these are all markers of fantasy and untruth — fiction, lies, fabrications, funhouse-like constructions of illusion, and even the delusions of madness. Thus, to propose a grammar of the Zemblan language would be a delusional act of futility, impossibility, and total irrelevance.

Total irrelevance! I could stop there and likely still offer a reasonable description of this blog, but, just for laughs let’s look at a few examples of the Zemblan language that have come to us via Kinbote’s annotations:

First, a Zemblan translation of the opening couplet of Goethe’s “Erlkönig”:

The original German:

Wer reitet so spät durch Nacht und Wind?
Es ist der Vater mit seinem Kind.

And the Zemblan:

Ret woren ok spoz on natt ut vett?
Eto est votchez ut mid ik dett.

The language is mostly a mash-up of Russian, Germanic/Scandinavian, and Anglo Saxon, partly intelligible by cognates and partly just fun wordplay.  A few of my favorite Zemblan words are: crapula (hangover), muderperlwelk (an iridescent cloudlet) and alfear (uncontrollable fear caused by elves).

Nabokov’s joy in linguistic games and experimentation is one of the things that draws me to his writing, but there’s certainly not enough here for me to construct a grammar of the stuff.  (Perhaps a real linguist could get a start, but that’s not really my domain.) The language is, for the purposes of the book, merely a fictional construction with no real significance. It’s a novelistic illusion.

The novel itself, though, is about illusion — so perhaps this warrants a deeper look.  Zembla might easily be conflated with the Russian island of Novaya Zemlya.  Kinbote, however, clarifies its true origin: “The name Zembla is not a corruption of the Russian zemlya, but of Semblerland, a land of reflections, of ‘resemblers’.”  It is a semblance, then.

Likewise, the first stanza of Shade’s poem explores the territory of reality and semblance:

I was the shadow of the waxwing slain
By the false azure in the windowpane;
I was the smudge of ashen fluff — and I
Lived on, flew on, in the reflected sky.
And from the inside, too, I’d duplicate
Myself, my lamp, an apple on a plate:
Uncurtaining the night, I’d let dark glass
Hang all the furniture above the grass,
And how delightful when a fall of snow
Covered my glimpse of lawn and reached up so
As to make a chair and bed exactly stand
Upon that snow, out in that crystal land!

For the bird outside the window, illusion presents a dangerous temptation — the waxwing is slain, after all.  Is it also so for the poet-observer inside? I’ve always found the realm of illusion in Nabokov to be a powerful dimension of artistic generation and regeneration — to return to the excerpt from the poem above, it is the place where the waxwing “live[s] on, [flies] on, in the reflected sky,” party both to the tableau of illusion being described and to the poem’s space of literary production.

While a Zemblan Grammar is no doubt a grammar of illusion and irrelevance or a mapping of the delusions of madness, a more charitable explanation might be that the attempt to plot out the movements of the conjurer is at minimum an attempt to understand those movements, to learn them, to use them. The former explanation comes the closest to what Zemblan Grammar is; the latter is more like a momentary trick of the light.

So, what are you reading these days?

It’s only the third day of NaBloPoMo and I am already falling back on a meme, but! In my defense! It is a good meme and one I saw a few days ago and thought I should do.  I saw this over at Will Type for Food, a blog far better than mine (I swear, TimT is always posting something good and never runs out of clever or creative ideas — a month of posting every day would pose him no challenge at all).

Here goes:

1. What was the last book you bought?

I just bought a pile of them from Amazon:

Consider the Lobster - David Foster Wallace
A Supposedly Fun Thing I’ll Never Do Again - David Foster Wallace
Club Dead - Charlaine Harris
Kitchen Confidential - Anthony Bourdain

2. Name a book you have read more than once.

I go through phases for a few years when I’ll read the same book or series of books ever year.  When I was a kid, it was The Chronicles of Narnia by C.S. Lewis.  For a few years in college it was John Irving’s A Prayer for Owen Meany or Anaïs Nin’s A Spy in the House of Love.  Recently, I’ve been reading Donna Tartt’s The Secret History over again every year.  These books are like comfort food.  Academically, there are probably hundreds that I read over and over again for research and teaching purposes, but I’ll leave those out for now.

3. Has a book ever fundamentally changed the way you see life?

When I read Vladimir Nabokov’s The Real Life of Sebastian Knight for the first time, it fundamentally changed the way I read, the way I analyze texts, the way I view language itself, and the way I want to write.  That novel taught me how to be a reader.  It also led directly to the philosophical research I undertook during my dissertation, which not only helped me lay out who I would be as a scholar, but also affected the way I see art, spirituality, and the world in general. So, um, yes.

4. How do you choose a book? e.g. by cover design and summary, recommendations, or reviews?

I generally only read books I already know about — books by authors I already read or books mentioned in scholarly studies.  I also take seriously the recommendations of a few friends who share my taste in books.  It’s very rare that I just choose a book off the shelf in a bookstore without some prior knowledge of it. Lately, however, I seem also to be choosing books based on the likelihood that they contain steamy vampire sex (see question 1), so it’s not like my choices are always that sophisticated.

5. Do you prefer fiction or non-fiction?

Fiction, most definitely.  I was recently reading something somewhere where the writer said she preferred non-fiction to fiction based on a “preference for thoughts over feelings,” which, I have to say, is complete bullshit.  The notion that fiction is the domain of feelings (aka emotions aka women’s business) is one that has persisted since the advent of the novel as a genre and that argument is as tired as ever.  Those who think there’s no thought (aka intellect aka logic aka truth aka men’s business) to be had in fiction clearly haven’t read any of it.

(Wow, I think I have strong feelings on this matter.)

6. What’s more important in a novel - beautiful writing or a gripping plot?

Writing, narrative structure, and form always seduce me.  So much so that I almost want to say the plot is immaterial. Almost.

7. Most loved/memorable character:

Professor Timofey Pnin of Vladimir Nabokov’s Pnin. I identify with him (perhaps a little too much), and I also see so many sad and weird and wonderful things about him that I’m not sure if I want to identify with him or not. All I know is that I really, really want him and that dog to live happily ever after — more than I want a happy ending for any other character I can think of.

8. Which book or books can be found on your nightstand at the moment?

All of the above-listed recent purchases from question 1, plus:

Hatchet Jobs - Dale Peck
Oblivion - David Foster Wallace
Breaking Dawn - Stephenie Meyer
Anagrams - Lorrie Moore
No Country for Old Men - Cormac McCarthy
The Secret History - Donna Tartt

9. What was the last book that you read?

I am always reading several books at once due to the combination of reading for research, reading for class, and reading for pleasure.  The last one I read in each of those categories, respectively, was: The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle, by Haruki Murakami; Lost in the Funhouse, by John Barth; Dead in Dallas, by Charlaine Harris.

10. Have you ever given up on a book halfway in?

Usually if I don’t finish a book it’s because I somehow just haven’t gotten around to finishing it yet.  I rarely intend to stop reading.  That being said, the last book I intentionally gave up on was Richard Brautigan’s In Watermelon Sugar.  Good gravy, I could not stand that book.  Tedious, self-indulgent, and utterly without pleasure.

Books I am “still reading,” because I simply haven’t finished them yet (even though I have EVERY intention of doing so, I ASSURE YOU) include, but are not limited to:

Sometimes a Great Notion - Ken Kesey
Madame Bovary - Gustave Flaubert
Anna Karenina - Leo Tolstoy
Infinite Jest* - David Foster Wallace
Ada - Vladimir Nabokov

[*By the way, did I lend you that? No really, I went looking for it and it is nowhere, NOWHERE to be found.]

If you have a blog, consider yourself invited to participate — you can post the answers there and then leave a comment here linking back to it so I can go check it out.  If you don’t have a blog, feel free to answer any and all questions here. What are you reading? What’s good? What’s bad?  I must know.

RIP DFW

David Foster Wallace, American Writer and Genius, 1962-2008

David Foster Wallace, American Writer and Genius, 1962-2008

This is the worst news. We’re all devastated.

I guess I forgot to link to the news story, but there isn’t really a good one yet.  Here are the google news results instead.  If you really want to read something, though, go read this.  I just read it again and then I cried. That is all.

Reader Silliyak sends along this link to a column in the SF Gate, which is a nice one.

Taking the “Labor” out of Labor Day Weekend

I’ve been meaning to write something here for days, DAYS I TELL YOU, just to get this silly fish post off the top of the page.  It serves two main functions now: 1) makes me hungry for fish, and 2) gets that stupid goldfish cracker song stuck in my head.  For that, I have no one to blame but myself.

Instead of blogging this weekend, though, I was busy with some extremely advanced levels of relaxation — the kind only intended for professionals and that you should probably not attempt at home without serious training and a good pair of yoga pants. I only briefly interrupted the long slump of sloth in order to re-arrange my office, set up a new bookshelf, and do some quick laundry for this week — tasks which, of course, I waited until yesterday afternoon to even begin. The only times I left the house were to go to Target and make an emergency run to the bookstore. (What? It was a book emergency!  More on that later.)

Target.  Tar-zhay.  Man I love that store, but I swear to you that walking in those beautiful glass doors is like making a tacit agreement to give them one hundred of your dollars.  It does not matter if three of the things you wanted are out of stock, or that you only came there for boring necessities like light bulbs, cat litter, and hair elastics.  It does not matter that you virtuously eschew the clothing, electronics, and home furnishing sections of the store.  Try as you may, you will not escape that giant red building without handing over one hundred dollars.

About that book emergency, though: So, I am a professional reader and all, and I usually like to read things that are, oh, literary.  Well written.  Sophisticated.  That sort of thing.  Every now and then, though, I have to indulge my weakness for the ridiculous young-adult fantasy series: Harry Potter, The Chronicles of Narnia, those Douglas Adams books.  Of course, as you have surely guessed now, I seem to have fallen into the deep, dark whirlpool of suck that is the Twilight series.

They are so, so bad, see, and I cannot even help myself.  I read the first three and a good chunk of the fourth between Saturday night and last night.  I know, I KNOW how bad they are, and yet I am powerless under the thrall of sexy vampires, romance, and intrigue. The plots are simple enough that each novel should be about 200 pages long, and yet they sprawl on and on for 500, 600, or 800 pages — the difference being made up by repetitive adjectives and adverbs, mostly. The prose is significantly less sophisticated even than Rowling’s, and that is saying something.  Here’s an actual quotation!  (THIS IS ACTUAL!)

“His eyes were sad.  My eyes were mad.”

Sigh.

Well, it was a holiday weekend, after all, so I suppose it’s all right that my brain take a wee vacation.  Right? Or am I actively making myself stupider with every urgently turned page?

What did you do for the holiday weekend?  I bet it was a lot better than what I did.  Go on and boast!

Students Enjoy Reading

Every semester, on the first day, I ask the students to fill out a questionnaire to help me get to know what their concerns are before the course begins. I ask them about what sorts of things they enjoy reading and writing about, their past experiences in English classes, their strengths, what they want to work on, and that sort of thing. I am always fascinated to see the things they list — it’s worlds apart from the way I would have (and likely did) answer the same question as a freshman in my own World Literature class, oh so many long years ago.

Here’s what they enjoy reading, in their own words (and their own spelling, and their own punctuation, etc.):

- science-fiction/fantasy, historical fiction, war genre
- The Bible
- things by Christian authors such as Francine Rivers
- fiction novels
- topics that I have prior knowledge in
- any type of novels by African-American authors
- novels, especially suspence
- fiction mostly, lots of old stuff, like Treasure Island.
- technology magazines, such as Popular Mechanics
- TERROR, MYSTERIES, MURDERS
- books written about the past
- fantasy type readings
- the basic magazines (almost any)
- suspenseful topics
- Christian novels, fiction (Harry Potter), ‘action’ novels
- Religious Writing: Bible, Christian living books, Christian novels
- Health related articles, things about animals, sports articles
- Golf & outdoor magazines
- John Grisham
- murder-mysteries, bibliographies, and news articles
- novels about life
- Harry Potter and TWILIGHT!!!
- Bible, devotional books, personal finance
- self-help and inspirational books
- sci fiction and war
- Modern Fantasy/Epic Fantasy/Supernatural
- stories or tales that are of truth
- Books with action or comedy
- Inside stories about athletes
- Chick lit, Jane Austen, Books on Italy
- Survival, Outdoors
- Suspense,

The last entry there is brilliant, isn’t it? Do you think the writer meant to use that abandoned comma to create suspense in his reader? I’m sure of it.

For the record, here’s how I imagine the 18-year-old me would have answered that question: “The Lost Generation, The Beat Generation, E.E. Cummings, French Surrealists.” I am so out of touch.