I’m faced with about 47 million bad literature papers to grade right now, and I thought I’d share the pleasure with you, dear readers. I’ll be posting actual quotations from my whippersnappers’ essays on Twitter. If you don’t already follow me on Twitter, you can see them in the sidebar or just go to my profile here. Have fun! I know I will be.
[By "will be" I of course mean "won't be."]
Glancing over some of the twits on twitter, it suddenly occurred to me that you should recommend your students to enter the Bulwer-Lytton contest!
http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/
Or better yet, plaigiarize them and enter it yourself!