Hope you have a wonderful time at the party/prom. That sounds awesome - and being 6′1″ in heels you should really be able to commandeer the punch bowl!

I wonder if I could get some sage fashion advice? I’ve been out of the “parties with women in little black dresses” scene for quite some time now (mostly because a night out with me is akin to living a scene from Peter Sellers’ The Party) so I’d like to ask: is the going fashion heels, fishnets and little black dresses? What does a guy wear to match with that? And, since I’m trying to be cool, what’s cool for men’s hair? Long? Short? I ask because I have a little ‘do’ coming up that may or may not involve beautiful ladies from the European continent and I should really be prepared. Weekends at home involving me knocking back a six-pack of Trappist beer while reading Das Glasperlenspiel have lost some of their lustre.