Comments on: Four Drinks I Bought Today

By: Alfina the Vague

Alfina the Vague — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 21:40:22 +0000

Well, if I incorporated the hip flask and refrigerator, I could be well taken care of every day of the week! Unfortunately, I enjoy complaining slightly more than problem-solving.

It will please everyone to know, however, that I came home from work and had a very refreshing ice-cold can of Diet Coke that took all the pain away. Not even any whiskey required!

By: Timothy

Timothy — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 21:03:02 +0000

This is a problem that can be solved by a grocery store and a $50 mini fridge from Wal-Mart.

By: John

John — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 08:20:02 +0000

You should carry a hip flask so you can have a little “sparkplug” every now and then throughout the day!

By: clarabella

clarabella — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:29:57 +0000

Get thee to a McDonald’s! You need carbonation therapy! They will serve you the perfectly carbonated, perfectly temperatured (over REAL ICE, no less) Diet Coke. This is my prescription. Just avoid all the other shit Mickey Dees is hawking.

By: suomichris

suomichris — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 19:07:08 +0000

Maybe you should start lobbying the school to get a different company to run the vending machines on campus.

I think this is important enough to be listed under the ‘Service’ section of your CV. No one in Academe can doubt the importance of proper-temperature, caffeinated beverages.