things that give an unclean feeling

Absent-mindedly scratching the inside of one’s ear only to notice later a thin film of ear wax on one’s fingertip.

Touching sticky food or newsprint.

Noticing the aroma a cat leaves behind in the litter box.

The sweat of yesterday’s whiskey or garlic.

The wet feeling of trouser cuffs that have been dampened by a stagnant puddle on the sidewalk.

Accepting praise one feels is undeserved.

The smell of a zoo.

(see: The Pillow Book)

3 Responses to “things that give an unclean feeling”


  1. 1 John

    How about:

    touching newsprint after your hands have been wet and then have just become dry

    the refrigerator “apr?s-smell” of a strong stinky French cheese

    3 (or more) days of having no facility to wash one’s hair (or shower for that matter)

    catching a whiff of one’s own morning breath after a big night of debauchery

    noticing the chef of that nice meal you ate wipe his forehead and scratch his nose after you’ve eaten

    walking out of Milano Centrale (the train station in Milan) and seeing “Milan”

    I have to expand on your puddle note and just say “wet feet”

  2. 2 clarabella

    the sour smell of a used bib that’s been hiding in the bottom of the diaper bag long enough to dry

    the hot damp ammonia smell of the nursery when you open the door in the morning and know the baby has slept too long

    the diaper pail

    the anonymous stain on your shirt and not knowing how long it’s been there or what it might be

    not being able to figure out why your baby has been fussy for 45 minutes until you finally hold him the right way to get a whiff that tells you his diaper needs to be changed

    baby bodily functions in general

  3. 3 Alfina the Vague

    Excellent lists both of you!

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