Comments on: I do not think it means what you think it means : Student Essay Edition

By: John

John — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 12:37:21 +0000

I’m still looking four my Christian minx. I’m thinking of starting and internet sight; unless, of coarse, sumbody alreddy nose won!!

But seriously, surely you have the power to actually fail these oafs, no? Your department isn’t one of those poofy “we’re sensitive to the fragile emotions of students” outfits, is it? It’s time to thin out the ranks. You should pull the old: “Look to the left, look to the right. Only 60% of you will remain by the end of the year. How many is that?” trick. Those who answer incorrectly are automatically “disqualified” from the class. Like, go take gym, or recess or something, just don’t take this class…

Then have the hound “escort” them out. You’d be a legend.

By: HA HA HA

HA HA HA — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 04:16:27 +0000

formarly/formely. er. formeryly/fromally? crap! formerly/formalley?

one a them anyhow.

By: HA HA HA

HA HA HA — Wed, 28 Feb 2007 21:00:41 +0000

er vicevsersa.

By: Oedipa

Oedipa — Wed, 28 Feb 2007 20:53:10 +0000

Vague, it’s been a ruff weak for me to. Like, with me falling heals over head down the stairs. I feel like I have the Dengue fever, literally! Plus, my friends mom died so I have to go to the cite of the burial in Algeria, somewhere in Europe, to see her lay to rest. On sat. But I’m not sure I’ll be heeled by than. WTF do U think I should do here? Oh, I like you’re little dog your always showing these pictures of. Like how CUTe is she, you know? Can U write me a release note from the transnational friction class I missed today. I took so much vicodin for my ingired rist, I overslept. I knew it was it suppose to be held at 1pm and stufff, but I just keept sleeping. That’s why I feal like I have that Dengue Fever I previous mentioned earlier up above. Can you?

By: suomichris

suomichris — Wed, 28 Feb 2007 20:21:08 +0000

I think you should break an egg on his face, and then send in the Eegs. Pig ears, student noses–he’ll hardly notice the difference!! (I just had flash of you using a student’s nose ? la a Kong, all filled with kibble and sealed with peanut butter…)