Q: Should I really drink an energy drink at eleven o’clock, after I
have already had a good quart of coffee throughout the afternoon?
A: Nah, probably not. Well, maybe. Yeah, definitely should. Mmmm…tastes like smarties. Smmmarties. Ooh. Oh! OK! Whew! Zzzzzzip! Maybe I shouldn’t have had that smartie-tasting– Oooooh, do I have another one? (Hey, that was another question, not
an answer.) (Who says you can go around answering a question with a
question?) (Hey, that was another one!) (Shut up!)
Q: Does “prurient” mean what I think it means?
A: Yes. (Celebrate with more caffeine.)
Q: Can this thing spell-check in different languages?
A: It can. (More celebration.)
Q: Besotted? Am I really going to say besotted? I mean, really, right after I just said prurient?
A: Of course. Fuck off. It would behoove you to fuck off.
Q: Mmm…why [twitch] am no I not going to sleeping [twitch] now?
A: Awww, crap.
You’ve found out the secret…that case of ADD isn’t helped at all by caffiene, is it?
beware of neon green urine from the energy drinks! seriously, it happened to someone i, umm, know, yeah, someone i know.
ok, i know besotted, but i had to look prurient up. you should definitely use both. and behoove. i love being behooved!
OP–dammit, I think you’re right. Talking to myself isn’t helped much either. By which I mean not talking to myself, or something.
C–Thanks for the warning, and the encouragement. I did wind up using both prurient and besotted–in the same sentence! Wonder if my advisor will think it’s over the top…will find out tomorrow.
I wanted to keep an undergraduate engineering student as a pet once. I was even going to change their name to “Igor”; as in: Throw the switch now, Igor!” to which would come the reply: Yes, Master!”
Alas, the potential human rights violations outweighed the potential benefits of my own personal slave.
How did you get caught in that situation with no liquor to rectify it?
I dunno, man. I have been “Being Good,” and thus not drinking on school nights. Actually, that’s a complete lie. I amdrniking rigt noe.