Why do I keep having dreams about rappers? At any rate, L.L. has very good taste in deli sandwiches–at least in my dream. In real life, there’s no way that man eats white bread; I mean, have you seen his abs lately? Momma said ‘cut carbs out.’
In other weird dream news, I have also recently won the lottery, bought an apartment in Paris, been stalked by a man in a dark suit, and given birth to a gassy love-child. What can I say? My unconscious has no idea what to make of the Mexican food I ate last night.
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