Zemblan Grammar

There is a thing called an El Dorado.  It is not unlike a Cadillac, and not unlike a lost city of gold.  Yet the El Dorado is simultaneously very different from both of these things.  Those who know the El Dorado know this.  Those who don’t, don’t.  Such is the way of the El Dorado.  Further to this discussion, I would like to add:  my hair hurts.