Things that may or may not have happened this weekend:
The phrase “Bavarian terrorism: oom-pah, oom-pah, ka-boom!” was used in a wedding toast.
Several people woke up on the lawn Sunday morning.
I won a bajillion dollars on a rashly placed bet (”I Believe” is totally on Talking Book, guys!)
Two people got black eyes.
I learned that in Soviet Russia, catfish noodles you.
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