Dear Lesbians,
Since the “Pride Season” is well upon us, I have been seeing a lot of y’all out and about, fresh from the golf courses, softball fields, and tennis courts, sporting your canvas visors and straw cowboy hats. Or is it cowgirl hats? Or cowgrrl hats? Fine, let’s keep the filthy hands of the patriarchy off our hats.
You go, girls! Be proud! You’re all so darn sporty, and you really know how to throw a party! If I may, though, let me suggest one thing to add to your versatile, all-weather wardrobes and comfortable shoes: a brassiere. Really, it does wonders. It lifts! It separates! It looks cute! Try it, you’ll like it. They even make a sport variety, in heather grey (although it’s not so much for the separating, more for the immobilizing, if that’s your bag).
Otherwise, in twenty years, your tits will be hanging down past your giant belt buckle. Mark my words.
Much love, sisters,
V
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