“Once a friend and I had a double date with some midwives. Mine was a midwife, I mean. She expounded on the virtues of stimulating the clitoris during childbirth. I wasn’t convinced.”
“Really? I don’t think the pain would be exactly alleviated, even with the midwife going down on you.”
And later:
“Fuck that hippie.”
“Oh that guy? He was birthed by a midwife. You can tell by the tooth marks on his head.”
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