In the interest of pre-emptive clarification, I bring you the vocabulary guide for any upcoming entries. You know, plus ?a change, and so on. Please take note, there may be a quiz.
"Jerkburger" is the new "Asshat."
"Boob" is the new "Chowderhead."
"Writing" is the new "Afternoon Nap."
It may be worth noting that the first two amendments to the Old Zembla lexicon are offered in spite of Arlington’s assertion to the contrary. Differences of opinion, though, are at the very heart of any prolific discourse community, as I always used to tell those boobs in my writing classes.
*Thanks, Hungbunny, for the title.
Oh, nevermind. What the hell am I thinking? What could ever replace Chowderhead?
Sorry, guys.
should that now be napping class?—updating my lexicon.
Glad that chowderhead remains. I jet luv that word.
i do like ‘boob’ used menckenicaly as ur usign it. anatomicel ‘boob’ is fine an usefal to of course.
but ‘jerkburger’? ive awys had quoms abot teh ‘-burger’ postfix outside of fsatfood. e.g. troman compote had a dog named ‘charlie fatburger’ an that alwys buged me. but i fel giulty about him cuause teh only thign he evar wroate that i realy liked was taht one sentance about jack kerouac. mabe i red teh wrogn stuf? i mena he ought to be good beca se all his opinians about writiang agread with my own. right? hmmm.
may i sugest ‘holy fucking fuckola’ as teh new ‘OMGWTFBBQ’?
Charlie Fatburger seems like a kind-of cool dog name. Whenever I get a dog, it’s name shall be either Mr. Darcy, or Egon, depending.
Anyway, I am no fan of Capote. I tried Breakfast at Tiffany’s but frankly, who wouldn’t rather see the film?
i love limey’s description… “uncomfortable neologism”… hehehehe… he’s an apt one, that limey
an waht abot ‘blockhead’? soem blockhead wlaked by me on teh siadwalak tdoay whislin teh ‘rocky’ theame sogn an i says ti myself i says ‘jesus what a bolckhead’.
What about “goldbrick?” Where the hell did that one come from, I’d like to know.
Oh, I’ve just looked and here some blockhead explains it.
I also am especially fond of “pantywaist.” Pantywaist!
holy fuckign fuckolla pantywaste ruales! whan i get stuck bahind some blockhead on teh highway lofign aloang at 80 in teh left lane i awys yell ‘pantywaisete!’ at im jsut aftar i relize tteh gravity of the situatian an shrotly bafore i start barandisning teh crowbar.