Zemblan Grammar

Hey Asshats!

Thanks for the great customer service.  I especially appreciated the irony of your shirts–you remember, the ones in that acidic, nuclear shade of yellow proclaiming “THE END OF LATE FEES.”  Yeah, those were pretty smoove.  The best part was how you and your unnecessarily surly manager were trying to charge me illegitimate late fees while clad in said shirts.  Nay, even better still was how you both acted so grand when offering to charge me only some of the illegitimate late fees–quelle largesse!

It’s a good thing I am the sort of person who appreciates irony.  Otherwise I might have to set your shabby-ass popsicle stand on fire.  Hopefully, were that the case, you’d be the sort of business who appreciates pop-culture-film references.  Not bloody likely.

Switching to Netflix,
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