I?ve been waiting to bring exemplary student writing to Zembla for ages?I feel just like Navin R. Johnson when the phonebooks arrive: ?The papers are here! The papers are here!?
Read on for a selection of the broadest, unwieldiest, and least insightful sentences to cross my path. None of them, I will admit, however, makes my heart sink quite so fast as reading this clunker on an end-of-term course evaluation: ?Your a really great techer!?
He uses deception to create a story which is fictional in nature.
Of all the literary elements in stories like The Odyssey?.
Verbal is truly the emphamis Keyser Soze.
His cunning led him to his own demise, as often happens in movies today but seldom when the main character is tooted as a superhero.
As a person grows up and matures its tough too say what makes that person whom they are.
tahnk yoo techer! ive bin wading four mor of you’re emphamis stoodint paper assignments kwotes.
in other news, w and i got a kitten. shes two qute. we still haven’t decided on a name yet though and we’ve had her for a week. she’s swirly orange and feisty. any ideas?
Glad ewe licked it. Must now reed Henry IV part 1 by sheik-speer. Antissipading outstandingg stoodint pay-pers on this won.
Oh yeah, and how about a fruity cat name? Tangerine, nectarine, apricot, anyone? Pumpkin squash? Persimmon? Lychee? et-cetera?