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This just in: The angriest bank customers are the ones with the worst credit. Never fails. One particularly disgruntled gentleman had allowed his account to be overdrawn by thousands, then couln’t understand why his debit card was declined. A real puzzle, that one was.

Oh, and here’s another odd news story to complement last week’s. Al, maybe their little moth-sized CD player just got stuck on “Eat It.”