Zemblan Grammar

Since when is to decision a real verb? that’s what I’d like to know.  Why, I think this world is really going down the tubes.  Back in my day we always used to make decisions.  We never had to decision anything.  One never had to utter the phrase "while I am decisioning the loan…." It’s the vast right wing conspiracy, that’s what it is.  [Not really.  I just felt like saying "vast right wing conspiracy," that's all.] what it is is banking.  Some of the all time worst-constructed sentences are in our in-office literature.  For Example a hand out on insurance products included the following question: "Do you and your member know the difference between the Gold and Platinum plans?"  I don’t know what my member knows.  I guess the real question is: what did my member know and when did she know it?